The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back! into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to go to my local nail salon at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $20 or $25 and worth EVERY penny).
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear... nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals
So this is what the toe family looks like right now. i do it myself and if i had more time.. i would change it everyday :) cause colorful, clean, shiny toenails are my fav. same with the finger family.. its usually harder to maintain because i wash dishes with really hot water and its just detroys my art.
For Example:
its not the greatest nail art.. but im working my way to it.. this only lasted me about 2 days because i didnt wear gloves when i washed dishes and once i see a piece chip off... its pretty much game over for the rest.
Tip #1:
I usually find it really convenient to put clear coat before color/design because its easier to peel off.. but it also makes it easier to wanna rip it off or change up right away... but to make it last longer, just stick to top coating.
Tip #2:
If you do not have thin brushes to make lines and such .. i honestly, just pull a strand of hair from my head and dip it in nail polish.. ghetto yes but it totally works. for flowers, i just use whatever pointy thing is near by :)
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